How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Thats' the question.

I've found a lump. Yup, one of THOSE lumps. A lump in my happy pillows. It's been around for 6 weeks or so. At least six.. that's when I found it. I was rubbing my pec after a workout and... wait a minute. THAT doesn't belong there.

I've watched it to make sure it isn't a hormonal change thing. It's not. It's still there, being pesky.

Doc is concerned enough about it that I'm getting My First Mammogram. there should be Hallmark cards for that.

So we'll see... just how DO you solve a problem like Maria?